Meetings held at
The Presidential Banquet Center
4548 Presidential Way
Kettering, Ohio 45429
2018 / 2019 Meeting Schedule
Lunch served at 11:20
** Luncheon and Night Meeting Speakers **
Speaker Noon Ticket Table
09/10/2018 Bob Huggins / POY Roger Kaltenbach / Kent Meyer
09/17/2018 Rick Chamberlain - UD FB CoachUC Tom Kavanaugh / Joe Meyer
09/24/2018 HS Football Coaches - Gary Kiethley / Harold Miller
10/22/2018 Scott Nagy - WSU BB Coach Tom Konicki / Ron Muzechuk
10/29/2018 Neil Sullivan - UD AD Ed Leschansky / Bill Myers
11/05/2018 Mike Pratt - UK Color Analyst Mike McCall / Dennis Newlin
11/12/2018 David Salyer - Miami AD Bob Mittlestead / Tom Noland
11/19/2018 Bob Grant - WSU AD Gene Monnin / Craig Norris
11/26/2018 HS Basketball Coaches Jim Newby / Bill O’Neal
12/24/2018 NO MEETING
12/29/2018 Road Trip -UD BB Game
12/31/2018 NO MEETING
01/07/2019 Eric Horstman - Flying to the Hoops Tom Seitz / Ed Phillips
01/14/2019 Katrina Merriweather - WSU Women's BKB Coach Jerry Sokol / Tom Rau
01/21/2019 Shauna Green - UD Women's BKB Coach Nick Ungard / Dow Reichley
01/28/2019 NO MONDAY MEETING
01/29/2019 TUESDAY - Joe Lunardi - ESPN Bracketologist Harry Vearn / Bill Reynolds
02/04/2019 Mike Dunlevy - Scholarship Advisor Mike Waggoner / Joe Rudolph
02/11/2019 Larry Hansgen - UD Basketball Announcer Gerry Weil / Dick Satterwaite
02/12/2019 Night Meeting - Ed Marinaro
02/17/2019 Road Trip - UD Women's Basketball
02/18/2019 Hal McCoy - Fellow Agonian and Reds Reporter Merle Wilberding / Heath Schlagetter
02/25/2019 Chuck Martin - Miami Football Coach Joe Zaidain / Dick Shane
03/04/2019 Tom Nichols - Dayton Dragons Announcer Fred Zechman / Joe Shock
03/11/2019 Alex Sogard - WSU Baseball Head Coach Brooks Adkins / Tom Silverii
03/18/2019 Jayson King - UD Baseball Coach Bucky Albers / Bob Slouffman
03/25/2019 Jeff Price - Sinclair Baseball Coach Barry Baumgardner / Ron Smith
04/01/2019 Mo Egger - ESPN / WLW Sportscaster Nick Besch / Mel Smolik
04/04/2019 Road Trip - Dayton Dragons Opening Day - 7:00 First Pitch -
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04/08/2019 Phil Castellini - President & COO - Cincinnati Reds Bill Bolinger / Dick Stacey
04/15/2019 Kelly Combs - Athletes in Action John Bongiorno / Ralph Stahl
05/13/2019 Hutch Konerman - Channel 2 Sportscasters
05/16/2019 Awards Banquet -
05/27/2019 Memorial Day
06/03/2019 Golf Outing at Walnut Grove
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.'
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says 'Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!'
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!”
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what to do about it. He did this and returned to class. Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. “I thought I told you to call your Mum!” she said. “I did “, he said, “and she told me to stick it out until lunchtime, she’d come pick me up from school.”
1 The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.And...
6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
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